Funny Lines

Yeah i'll take a hamburger fries and a boyfriend to go please!

Hi, My name is doug, thats God spelled backwards with you all wrapped up in it!

Baby your so sweet you put hershey's out of buisness!

My name isnt elmo but you can tickle me anytime you want!

If they have smoking areas in restraunts, isn't that like having a peeing section in swimming pools?!

When a deaf kid cusses does his mom wash his hands?!

Whoever discoverd milk, what was he doing down there?!

Friends are like peing your pants, everyone can see it but only YOU can feel the true warmth!

Hey everyone!! My name is Jamie Here is a little bit about me and my hobbies/interests...I love to hang out with people all the time. I Like being online to talk to my friends. My favorite band is Relient K! I Have never been in a relationship before...been very close. My favorite color is HOT PINK!! I am very energetic, I am a very outgoing person you might describe me as "Bubbly"! I am a christian. I love touring with Continentals!! If you want to know more about me just email me i would love to get to know you i love meeting new people everyday!!